Sunday, March 25, 2007

Church of the Holy High Reefer...dude!


You know, I support everyone's right to worship. You can worship here, you can worship there. You can worship the sun, moon, stars, Jesus, Mary, Jesus and Mary, the sun and the son, any combination of things or nothing at all. It's really a private matter.
Well, just like every college kid's wet dream there a church of the Holy Reefer, complete with a Mary Jane alter. When they pass the plate around for collection people are taking something out of it rather than putting something in. Now, "the man" is really sticking it to them. The government doesn't think that using marijuana during church is all that religious. They've told them that they're not a legal church. They must stop worship immediately. Commies, hypocrites, villains of democracy!
How many times have all of us sat in church, mass, synagogue, temple, or whatever and thought how nice it would be to have something interesting to do. After about the first five minutes most of us are thinking, "When is this going to be over?" and "How many more minutes??" I bet the guys at the Holy High Reefer aren't thinking that. They probably don't want church to be over.
I say BACK OFF you government control freaks. Let them do what they want. If you start telling people how to worship before you know it, someone will be telling you how to worship. It's bad to mix government and religion. If this keeps up, we'll have churches who have Starbucks Coffee Shoppes in them. Oh, the horror of a MEGA CHURCH!!!!

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