Random Thoughts of Chaos

After many years of self discovery, I have to come to one conclusion. I'm weird. I'm different, odd, an anomaly of sorts. There are things that I wonder about while driving down the road that I'm pretty sure my fellow drivers aren't thinking about. This post is a result of one of those ponderings on Interstate 75.

I have come to conclusion, through miles of deduction, that randomness does not exist. That's right, I said it, it ain't happenin'. The theory of randomness states that basically there are occurrences in all things that can't be predicted mathematically. I say....bullshit. Yes, that's right, I said it. Throughout history, each generation thinks that they are the best thing since the beginning of time. We are no exception. We think we know it all. If we can't prove it, then it doesn't exist...right? (let's all say it together) BULLSHIT!! Yes, that's right, we said it.

You may ask what research I have done to prove this groundbreaking theory. Uhhhh....none. It seems common sense to me. Many years ago the Chaos Theory of Mathematics was proposed. What a champagne toasting day that was! Since then(circa 1900) the Chaos Theory has been used to predict weather and even was the reason the first computer was created. But you know, over time, we have found many things that we once thought random are actually not. The Chaos Theory itself relies on order to make predictions....freaky huh? There are those who think that the lottery may be predictable if we can find the right equation.

Why in hell did you write about this, you say. I'll tell you. If there are mathematical models for everything then doesn't that imply intelligence? If it implies intelligence, then what intelligence? I once told a friend of mine, science and math are not in opposition to a Supreme Conscience, they are the language that the Supreme Conscience uses to speak to us.

See? Told you I was weird....