Things That Make You Go Hummmm.......

I have discovered a really cool site. It's called www.crazythoughts.com. People write in and contribute questions that they've always had but never found an answer for. So, on a lighter side, I give you things that I also find confusing. Why do we do the things we do?

1) If a stripper gets breast implants, is it a tax deductible expense?

2)How come your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower but nothing else does?

3)Doesn't a lightening rod on top of a church show a lack of faith?

4)How do "Do Not Walk On The Grass" signs get there?

5)Do bald people get dandruff?

6)Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine" on a nudist beach?

7)Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

8)Are children who act in "R" rated movies allowed to see them?

9)Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

10)Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but if God talks back we are put in the looney bin?

11)Why do we say "back and forth" when you must first go forth to go back?

12)What direction does a compass point in space?

Well, I could go on and on but you should check out the site yourselves.