Just a Swangin'
I have found that MySpace really has a varied audience of users. There are people like me just looking for ordinary everyday "joeshmoes" to network with and then there are the "freaky deakies". The "Freaky Deakies" are the sluts and hoes of the MySpace realm. They're the ones who have Japanese sex anime characters for their pics. You know the people I'm talking about, don't you? I'd say that if you stay on MySpace long enough, one of these "freaky deakies" (abbreviated FD) will contact you with a friend request. I was contacted with such a request recently. A woman sent me a request for "swingin partners". Has anyone else received such a request?
I always wonder that, in the world of swingin and swappin', if it is required that you be ugly, chubby, and dentally challenged to be in the club. The woman that sent me the request had a screen name of "cum" (not kidding folks). She has her main pic as a pic of her saggy, National Geographic boobs. You can't see her face. She has very strict hygene requirements for what she terms as "the cha cha". Just a hint to anyone thinking of putting a swingin' MySpace page out there....if the sexist thing about your breasts is your belly button between them, consider taking a pic of something else. Long saggy, tube sock looking boobs ARE NOT PICTURE WORTHY Ladies!!! After looking at this MySpace page, I felt like I needed to be hosed down with germicidial cleanser. I'm in a manogamous relationship now and wouldn't dream of "swappin" for any reason. But even if I was the swingin' kind, I would probably join a convent after viewing this MySpace page.
Why do people do this stuff anyway? Are there really that many FDs out there?


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