Mama Said There Would Be Days Like This

Today was a bad day. Not just a little bad, but sucky to the infinity exponent, bad. The kind of day that makes you want to go home and never return. But I will return because I have to and because I haven't won the lottery or inherited any money in the last few hours. I normally don't write about work because I find it boring reading material. But not today, today was different. So....in honor of the sucky day and those who have sucky days on a regular basis...I give you Celtic Lass' Funny But Sadly True List......

1)It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler

2)Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven. Mark Twain

3)A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland

4)A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. Don Quinn

5)Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Oscar Wilde (my personal favorite)

6)Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. Billy Rose

7)Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordel Hull

8)A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. Arthur Block

9)What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Richard Harkness (Can I get an AMEN!!!)

10)The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. David Friedman

Aren't they all soooooo true?