One ticket please....

Last night, a couple of friends and I went to hear a jazz band. We were all excited and pumped up for the occasion. The band was awesome, the dancing....well...uh...not so much. It seems that the song, "Ain't No Sunshine", is a fat woman's Sirens Song. They seem hypnotically attracted to it and will dance in seizure-like fashion when it is played. There were so many large women in leggings on the dance floor, that I was embarrassed for them. Hint: If you are 5ft 2in and weigh 200lbs, don't wear a half top....you look like a can of biscuits that popped open in the July heat.

Anyway....back to the subject....I noticed as the night went on, I really felt alone. Even though I was in a room of people, I felt alone because I didn't have a guy with me. Then I got angry thinking that I was wasting a perfectly good evening thinking about NOT having a man. How sad is that? But then, as always, I have a theory on this whole thing.

I think that most older women (women over 30 yrs old) will have trouble finding a mate. This is due to the fact that the older you get, the more unique you become. Each experience you have makes you more of an individual. When you're young, you basically haven't had enough life experience to chisel out a unique personality. You're still unmolded and can assimilate much easier into someone else's life. When you're older, that's damn near impossible to do.

So...what does it all mean? I'm not sure, I just know that I get tired of waking up alone, but hell, it beats getting divorced!